All moved in.... the bras are on the hook like usual. Funny what habits you fall into.
Doodled with my tablet.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Hawaii ain't even a real state!
I think if I keep hearing stories about birthers I will move to Canada. I mean... white people like threatening to move to Canada right?
Or Cuba, seeing as it's so strictly forbidden.
don't you think that if Obama was not born in the United States he wouldn't have made it all the way to presidency?? You'd think they had fact-checkers and vetters for those kinds of issues. That would be kind of a major error.
honestly... those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach teach english, and those who can't teach english sit around their trailer park (excuse me - "mobile estate") and rant about inane conspiracy theories and politics all day.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Boooooredom
I am so bored. Boreder than bored. Thankfully I did not turn my phone into an iBrick or lose all my stufff so that was a relief. Stupid phone. 
I have been doing some little doodles with my tablet... key word doodles. nothing too sophisticated... feels nice. That thing is still kind of hard to draw with.. re: making straight lines and judging where the curve is going to go before you make it. So I end up making a bunch of wild stray lines.... haven't quite gotten used to it yet. But a.) that's why there's this magical thing called the eraser and b.) I'm not an old dog yet. I can learn.
Some doodles: (I'm still learning how to color without looking fake-y and weird)
I think I almost bricked my phone. thats kind of scary. I think its resurrecting itself right now. ah the wonders of apple.
oh my drink cup from my drunken french-fries and chicken-wings run on friday:
"we are happy to serve you at ANY hour. no questions asked."
thank you jack in the box. I'm truly touched that your establishment is a no judgment zone.
Friday, August 7, 2009
List of people who I don't understand why they are famous and wish they were not so I wouldn't have to see their face all the time.
Matthew McConaughey (vomit)
Paris Hilton (of course, no one really understands except for the fact that she's got a shit-ton of money and girls will practically kiss her feet to be "bffs" with her)
Thursday, August 6, 2009
I was uncomfortable so I went in the other room and got a roll of tape and made like I was doing something really important and took a piece put it on a random sheet of paper all carefully for no reason.
why am I so weird.
One time in 8th grade Ben Weissman asked me if he could snap a rubber band on my arm and I told him he could. He asked if it hurt and it really did but I said it didn't because I didn't want to look like a weak girl.
One time in AYSO there was this girl on my team named Jamilla or Jamaica or something. She got hit in the butt really hard with a ball and started crying, and the coach to cheer up said "It was a BOOTY-ful shot!!!" and she just cried harder.
why am I so weird.
One time in 8th grade Ben Weissman asked me if he could snap a rubber band on my arm and I told him he could. He asked if it hurt and it really did but I said it didn't because I didn't want to look like a weak girl.
One time in AYSO there was this girl on my team named Jamilla or Jamaica or something. She got hit in the butt really hard with a ball and started crying, and the coach to cheer up said "It was a BOOTY-ful shot!!!" and she just cried harder.
Gosh.. You'd think all I'm getting paid to do at work is sit and fart around on my blog... cough
as opposed to farting around on the internet looking for tree facts.
Ran into this when I was on the LA Times Website... Is Transformers 2 Racist??
I mean... I agree with the "Little Black Sambots" and the "ENTIRE female gender" thing, that was pretty ridiculous I must say. Call me a Feminist but come on... that entire movie was basically a tribute to Megan Fox showing off her ass and making her trademark Acting Faces. (For Instance - "I am Acting Very Sad Right Now" or "I am Acting Very Angry Right Now" or "I am Full of Heart-Rendering Emotion Right Now" or "I am Acting Please Fuck Me Right Now" faces). And... there were those two robots who were the Black robots with monkey faces, gold teeth, illiteracy and bad grammar who basically beat each other up and called each other names the whole time and acted stoned (if robots could get stoned). The only thing that was missing from that fun little stereotype was them wearing baggy pants and calling each other nigga. Although if the producers could have used that word I'm sure they would.
also:
I keep forgetting that it's ACTUALLY 1962 in America still. Sheesh. I mean come on, we can't have those got-dang commie Cubans trying to convert our fine, upstanding citizens, or even worse, gasp! inhabit our fine United States.
as opposed to farting around on the internet looking for tree facts.
Ran into this when I was on the LA Times Website... Is Transformers 2 Racist??
I mean... I agree with the "Little Black Sambots" and the "ENTIRE female gender" thing, that was pretty ridiculous I must say. Call me a Feminist but come on... that entire movie was basically a tribute to Megan Fox showing off her ass and making her trademark Acting Faces. (For Instance - "I am Acting Very Sad Right Now" or "I am Acting Very Angry Right Now" or "I am Full of Heart-Rendering Emotion Right Now" or "I am Acting Please Fuck Me Right Now" faces). And... there were those two robots who were the Black robots with monkey faces, gold teeth, illiteracy and bad grammar who basically beat each other up and called each other names the whole time and acted stoned (if robots could get stoned). The only thing that was missing from that fun little stereotype was them wearing baggy pants and calling each other nigga. Although if the producers could have used that word I'm sure they would.
also:
I keep forgetting that it's ACTUALLY 1962 in America still. Sheesh. I mean come on, we can't have those got-dang commie Cubans trying to convert our fine, upstanding citizens, or even worse, gasp! inhabit our fine United States.
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