I was uncomfortable so I went in the other room and got a roll of tape and made like I was doing something really important and took a piece put it on a random sheet of paper all carefully for no reason.

why am I so weird.

One time in 8th grade Ben Weissman asked me if he could snap a rubber band on my arm and I told him he could. He asked if it hurt and it really did but I said it didn't because I didn't want to look like a weak girl.

One time in AYSO there was this girl on my team named Jamilla or Jamaica or something. She got hit in the butt really hard with a ball and started crying, and the coach to cheer up said "It was a BOOTY-ful shot!!!" and she just cried harder.