It's amazing
I'm the reason
Everybody fired up this evening
I'm exhausted
Barely breathing
Holding on to what I believe in
No matter what
You'll never take that from me
My reign is as far as your eyes can see
It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'
So amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin' (Let's go)
I'm a monster
I'm a killer
I know I'm wrong, yeah
I'm a problem
That'll never
Ever be solved
And no matter what
You'll never take that from me
My reign is as far as your eyes can see
It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'
So amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin' (Let's go)
I'm a monster
I'm a maven
I know this world is changin'
Never gave in
Never gave up
I'm the only thing I'm afraid of
No matter what
You'll never take that from me
My reign is as far as your eyes can see
It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'
So amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'.
So amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'
So amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'
(Young Jeezy)
I'm amazin'
Yeah I'm all that
If I ain't on my grind
Then what you call that?
Victorious
Yeah we warriors
We make history
Strive of Victory
Standing at my podium
I'm trying watch my sodium
Die high blood pressure
You even let the feds get cha!
I'm amazin'
Born on the full moon
I was bred to get in
No spoon
That's why I'm so goose
Summer time, no juice
Big family, small house no rooms
They like oh god!
Why you go so hard?
Look what he's been through
He deserves an applause
So amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'
So amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'
So amazin', so amazin', so amazin', it's amazin'
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
So A baby Seal...
So a baby seal walked into a club...
Q: why do they call it PMS?
A: 'Cause mad cow disease was already taken.
does laughing at sexist jokes if they're funny make me a bad person?
Youtubefest!
In case I hadn't showed this to anybody yet....... hahaha Jon Lajoie is a funny boy. I just love all the comments on youtube that are like "this is sooooo sexist and disgusting!!"
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tharr Be ALIENS!
I forgot all about this. I was reading this book on codebreaking, and the history of codebreaking. It seemed legit - it was a pretty regular, dry history book. Until I got to the end. The chapter titled "Interpreting Messages From Outer Space." Then it turned into a crazy alien conspiracy wackjob spouting about aliens. It gave me a giggle. Here are my favorite passages:
"man's hope lies in his intelligence. with it, he has riddled out the secrets of stars and atoms. he has traced the thin thread of causality back form a tremor in an adult's hand to a long-forgotten trauma in childhood. he has mastered the complexities of transfinite algebra and deciphered the histories of unknown men from speechless stones. he has freed himself from the grip of Earth and swims at the shores of the universe. these achievements of the human intellect farther the hope that man will solve whatever message may come from the stars. Perhaps some day earth will be enriched by the profound knowledge of glittering civilizations, and man, in turn, will endow them with the magnificent creations of his Shakespeares and the noble philosophies of his Christs. "
"The discovery that other beings inhabit the same corner of eternity as man, that "they" are out there and 'we" are down here, that life is not only an earthly state of being, that man must now surrender his last claim to uniqueness in the universe, would profoundly affect human thought. At the same time, it would open unimaginable vistas of technological growth that might help men solve the problems of war, disease, hunger. this would require an exchange of information, something beyond the mere hearing of a signal from outer space. "
"To the beings of such a society, our Sun must appear as a likely site for the evolution of a new society. it is highly probable that for a long time they will have been expecting the development of science near the sun. we shall assume that long ago they established a channel of communication that would one day become known to us, and that they look forward patiently to the answering signals from the sun which would make known to them that a new society has entered the community of intelligence. What sort of channel would it be?"
Then I flipped the front cover, saw that the book was written in 1964, and went "ohhhhhhhh."
I think Facebook is trying to tell me something.
I really think Facebook is stalking me. Or they're trying to tell me something.
When I put my relationship status to "single" I instantaneously got all these ads that said "GOING THROUGH A BAD BREAK-UP???"
yikes.
I did a little experiment. I screen-capped every time a funny ad came up....
They also like telling me that I should be going to a better art school..
Now these are just silly.
Look at these MIND-BENDING puzzles...
Apparently people in baltimore think I'm STUPID and an IDIOT!!!!
Oh, facebook.
Art Is Art is Art.
I found this design artist who is really OCD and kind of freaky but I seriously like.
I can't save the pictures and post them here, but they are obsessive and awesome. I would wear them!
On another awesome note: MOBA! The Museum of Bad Art. I can't even describe the hilarity of it all... There are some real jewels in there.
This has to be my absolute favorite. Is it a portrait... or a landscape??
Uncyclopedia
I love Uncyclopedia. I could spend hours looking at it. It's like LAYS: you can't just eat one!
Also, that's where I found this stunning picture of Willie Shakespeare:
who knew?
...yes, yes I would.
Funny how parents say things that piss you off for your entire time living at home, then when you move away to college they just start popping out of your mouth without warning!
My mom would always refer to something and stick a "-type situation" on the end. For instance, trying to make me eat steamed broccoli: "Now Mollie, you should have some of this broccoli-type situation." It doesn't really make sense, but it makes sense to me. And I've started saying it. When I was doing a drawing and talking to myself, I was deciding between a "pencil or charcoal-type situation." Oy vey.
My parents always called hair ties "Hair hoos." It sounds silly, that's why it appealed to me as a kid. I always have to bite my tongue when I find myself about to ask someone for a "hair-hoo" cause I would like to avoid strange looks from people who don't know me.
My dad would always "bass-ackwards" instead of "ass-backwards."
Or you just start to find the sayings amusing. Funny how you start to appreciate your parents' quirks when you stop being a self-absorbed teenager and start noticing them. I found a conversation with my dad from a while ago on AIM, and he told me these wise words of wisdom: "A potato in the hand is worth four on the plate. That's what Amanda G. said."
In regards to my lip piercing: "Don't kiss any magnets."
And his friends are just like him too.
In regards to my keychain being heavy:
Me: "It keeps me from losing them."
Dad's Friend: "well you would lose them pretty fast if you threw them in the ocean."
Me: ".....Yes, yes I would."
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