Of course

I found this list in my notebook that I wrote a couple days ago.. then the little addendum the day after. Thought it was pretty funny . 

Pissed off Mollie's list of Of Courses: 

OF COURSE: 

When you're trying to leave in a rush, you can't find the shirt you want to wear. 

When you're trying to leave in a rush, you can't find the shoes you want to wear. 

When you're trying to leave in a rush, you can't find any clean socks. 

When you're trying to leave in a rush, you can't find your sketchbooks or any of the stuff you need.

When you're trying to leave in a rush, your car is almost out of gas. 

When you're trying to get somewhere in a hurry, people decide that it is the perfect time to drive slowly.

When you're trying to get somewhere in a hurry, traffic is horrible. 

Sensible Mollie's list of Of Courses: 

OF COURSE:

your shirt was where you left it, just overlooked in the panic attack of not being able to find it. 

your shoes were right where you left them, just overlooked in the panic attack of not being able to find them.

your socks are all in the same drawer, just lost in the mess you create ripping it all apart in a panic attack of not being able to find them.

your sketchbooks are all in one place, you just mess it all up in the panic attack of not being able to find them. 

you knew you should have filled up the car yesterday, you were just lazy. 

Other people are driving like sane people, you are driving like a crack-crazed maniac. 

Traffic is the same as it always is, you are just cranky.